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one of those mornings. I need coffee and a tranquilizer nao plz.

one of those mornings.

I need coffee and a tranquilizer nao plz.

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Since you're not around.

I have nobody to share interesting things with (nobody who cares, anyway), and nobody to keep me up-to-date on everything cool.

Life is boring.

damn.

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had I been present to witness this phenomenon, I wouldn’t have been conscious long enough to film it. kudos.

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Song that’s guaranteed to make me burst into tears…make a note.

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Analogy

My being employed by Express is exactly like an alcoholic working in a liquor store…with a great discount.

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realrealsoft: rillawafers: eyepollution: ”I’m a simple man. I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food.” - Ron Swanson, Parks & Recreation me too, except for the pretty dark haired women part.

realrealsoft:

rillawafers:

eyepollution:

”I’m a simple man. I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food.”

- Ron Swanson, Parks & Recreation

me too, except for the pretty dark haired women part.

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haggard and tired of the shitshows that are our lives.

haggard and tired of the shitshows that are our lives.

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Bedtime.

Bedtime.

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On a lighter note, you're not a real man if you don't use this...
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Two failed relationship attempts later...

…and I’m STILL dreaming about you on a regular basis?

I need help.

Seriously.

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pearls

pearls